SpaceJava Inc.

My company is the developer of the first “space coffee.” Used by professional science fiction writers, space coffee provides the “atmospheric sensation” to provide motivation essential for creating “spacey" ideas. This will bring out the full potential of sci-fi movie directors, writers, and artists who wish to possess the “out of this world” imagination that James Cameron and J.J. Abrams-type directors possess.

The texture of this “space coffee” (brand name SpaceJava) will resemble the sky on a starry night, and when mixed with creamer, it will resemble the Northern Lights. It is not recommended that this beverage is consumed regularly, but to be used while in the creative process of developing imaginative and “magical” ideas. Not only is this delicious, fun to consume, and even look at, but it also contains no traces of THC, LSD, or any other psychedelic compound.